Auntie Edna's Adentures

(before she became evil)

Note to parents

These letters were not written for you, or those of a sensitive or sophisticated disposition, but for ten year olds with a shaky vocabulary. We have had seven children and literally hundreds of 11+ pupils. Take my word for it: generally, they will tolerate, indeed embrace, a bucket-load of challenging vocabulary so long as it is liberally peppered with scatological humour.

Auntie Edna was introduced some years ago to explain rounding to two decimal places. She has proved to be perennially popular and these recently discovered letters and artefacts explain how she accumulated her great fortune and her particular prejudice about pooh-noises.

I heartily apologise in advance.

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